{"id":1396525,"date":"2017-03-08T12:00:38","date_gmt":"2017-03-08T17:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1396525"},"modified":"2019-02-08T11:32:54","modified_gmt":"2019-02-08T16:32:54","slug":"the-odyssey-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/the-odyssey-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts\/","title":{"rendered":"<em>The Odyssey<\/em> As Told in a Series of Texts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/mar8odysseytextsMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p><i>The<\/i> <i>Odyssey<\/i> is the story of one man&#8217;s journey home, and something you&#8217;ll almost certainly have to read for school. It&#8217;s also a whopping 12,000 lines long. To be fair, at least 8,000 of those are spent describing Odysseus&#8217;s sweet, sweet abs and extremely chiseled thighs. But still, 12,000 lines is a lot of lines, and we&#8217;re busy people. We don&#8217;t have <i>time<\/i> to be reading the long-winded story of some beefcake in ancient Greece.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s why I&#8217;ve taken Homer&#8217;s entire epic poem and turned it into texts. (If I&#8217;m being honest, the thought of the Olympian gods being part of a group text really tickled me, and the idea just took off from there. ENJOY.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Odyssey is the story of one man&#8217;s journey home, and something you&#8217;ll almost certainly have to read for school. It&#8217;s also a whopping 12,000 lines long. To be fair, at least 8,000 of those   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[438,628,2335,6502,17430,24602,3648,102,1764],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396525"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1396525"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396525\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1396525"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1396525"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1396525"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}