{"id":1396774,"date":"2018-04-06T10:00:48","date_gmt":"2018-04-06T14:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1396774"},"modified":"2022-05-31T09:35:52","modified_gmt":"2022-05-31T13:35:52","slug":"every-jane-austen-novel-summed-up-in-a-single-sentence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/every-jane-austen-novel-summed-up-in-a-single-sentence\/","title":{"rendered":"Every Jane Austen Novel, Summed Up in a Single Sentence"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" src=\"\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/mar28janeaustensummedMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-1449417\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I have a very specific idea in my head of people who have read every Jane Austen novel. They actually floss, and they know when to use a semicolon, and they can mentally calculate the tip without using the calculator on their phones. In short, they are simply a higher caliber of human being than the rest of us.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But since people like you and I are too busy being worthless trash goblins to read anything other than \u00a0<em>Pride and Prejudice<\/em>, \u00a0<em>Persuasion<\/em>, and the Wikipedia entry for \u00a0<em>Mansfield Park<\/em>, I&#8217;ve created a quick and easy guide to every completed novel \u00a0that Jane Austen ever wrote.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a very specific idea in my head of people who have read every Jane Austen novel. They actually floss, and they know when to use a semicolon, and they can mentally calculate the   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25018,7],"tags":[628,3328,1393,3989,24370,1053,756,6276],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396774"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1396774"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396774\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1449419,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1396774\/revisions\/1449419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1396774"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1396774"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1396774"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}