{"id":1397555,"date":"2017-05-17T11:00:02","date_gmt":"2017-05-17T15:00:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1397555"},"modified":"2017-05-17T14:39:25","modified_gmt":"2017-05-17T18:39:25","slug":"how-to-sign-peoples-yearbooks-according-to-shakespeare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/how-to-sign-peoples-yearbooks-according-to-shakespeare\/","title":{"rendered":"How to Sign Yearbooks, According to Shakespeare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/may17shakespeareyearbookquotesMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>You may think yearbooks are just a hodgepodge of school memories, but that is not what they are. They are ghosts of years past that will HAUNT YOU every time someone gets one out to \u201clook back,\u201d especially if you, like me, for some reason felt the need to write the word \u201cbutts\u201d everywhere in lieu of an actual signature. (If I could go back and fight my sophomore year self, I would do it.)<\/p>\n<p>Do not make my mistakes. Write \u201cnever change\u201d or \u201cH.A.G.S.\u201d like a normal person, or change it up and try one of these Shakespeare quotes on for size:<\/p>\n<p>1. &#8220;Farewell! God knows when we shall meet <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/romeojuliet\/\" target=\"_blank\">again<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>2. &#8220;I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/macbeth\/\" target=\"_blank\">take<\/a> my leave of you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>3. &#8220;Now is the winter of our discontent made glorious <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/richardiii\/\" target=\"_blank\">summer<\/a> by this sun of York.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>4. &#8220;I \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/msnd\/\" target=\"_blank\">evermore<\/a> \u00a0did love you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>5. &#8220;Thou art a \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/juliuscaesar\/\" target=\"_blank\">fellow<\/a> \u00a0of a good respect.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>6. &#8220;Thou art a traitor to the \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/henry6pt3\/\" target=\"_blank\">crown<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>7. &#8220;Thou art as \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/henry4pt2\/\" target=\"_blank\">valorous<\/a> \u00a0Hector of Troy, worth five of Agamemnon, and ten times better than the Nine Worthies.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>8. &#8220;I \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/cymbeline\/\" target=\"_blank\">prithee<\/a>, call me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>9. [Exeunt with \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/henryviii\/\" target=\"_blank\">trumpets<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p>10. &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/henry4pt1\/\" target=\"_blank\">Peace<\/a>, ye fat-guts!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>11. &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/asyoulikeit\/\" target=\"_blank\">Peace<\/a>, you dull fool!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>12. &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/errors\/\" target=\"_blank\">Peace<\/a>, doting wizard, peace!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>13. &#8220;Good fortune, worthy soldier; and \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/antony\/\" target=\"_blank\">farewell<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>14. &#8220;I must love you, and sue to know you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/lear\/\" target=\"_blank\">better<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>15. &#8220;I am <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/asyoulikeit\/\" target=\"_blank\">glad<\/a> of your departure; adieu, good Monsieur Melancholy.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>16. &#8220;Good night, my noble <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/henry4pt1\/\" target=\"_blank\">lord<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>17. &#8220;I pray you, know me when we meet again: I wish you well, and so I take my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/merchant\/\" target=\"_blank\">leave<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>18. &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/allswell\/\" target=\"_blank\">Farewell<\/a>, young lords; whether I live or die, be you the sons of worthy Frenchmen.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>19. &#8220;My haste is very <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/allswell\/\" target=\"_blank\">great<\/a>: farewell; hie home.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>20. &#8220;You are not worth another word, else I&#8217;ld call you knave. I <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/allswell\/\" target=\"_blank\">leave<\/a> you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>21. &#8220;My ships are ready and my people did expect my hence departure two days <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/winterstale\/\" target=\"_blank\">ago<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>22. &#8220;Take leave until we meet <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/henry6pt3\/\" target=\"_blank\">again<\/a>, where&#8217;er it be, in heaven or in earth.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>23. &#8220;Thus bad begins, and worse remains <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/hamlet\/\" target=\"_blank\">behind<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>24. &#8220;I think, this coming <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/winterstale\/\" target=\"_blank\">summer<\/a>, the King of Sicilia means to pay Bohemia the visitation which he justly owes him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>25. &#8220;More of your <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/coriolanus\/\" target=\"_blank\">conversation<\/a> would infect my brain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>26. &#8220;Horatio, thou art e&#8217;en as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/hamlet\/\" target=\"_blank\">just<\/a> a man as e&#8217;er my conversation coped withal.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>27. &#8220;I leave you to the protection of the prosperous <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/timonofathens\/\" target=\"_blank\">gods<\/a>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>28. &#8220;Whether we shall <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/juliuscaesar\/\" target=\"_blank\">meet<\/a> again I know not.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>29. &#8220;I must <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/shakespeare\/muchado\/\" target=\"_blank\">leave<\/a> you.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You may think yearbooks are just a hodgepodge of school memories, but that is not what they are. 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