{"id":1397961,"date":"2018-08-31T10:00:07","date_gmt":"2018-08-31T14:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1397961"},"modified":"2018-08-30T18:22:01","modified_gmt":"2018-08-30T22:22:01","slug":"harry-potter-and-the-sorcerers-stone-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/harry-potter-and-the-sorcerers-stone-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer&#8217;s Stone, As Told in a Series of Texts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/june6hpsstexts2MAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We ask a lot of questions on this website. Where did Percy get Scabbers? What does a boggart look like? How do the owls know where to go? Sometimes we even have questions that have nothing to do with <i>Harry Potter<\/i>, but today is not one of those days. Today we will be asking &#8220;What would happen if there was texting in <i>Harry Potter and the Sorcerer&#8217;s Stone<\/i>? Would McGonagall receive a lengthy text and then hit them back with a single \u00e2\u20ac\u02dck&#8217;?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The answer is yes, and that should be obvious to anyone who has so much as looked at that woman. Also, \u00a0here&#8217;s a slideshow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We ask a lot of questions on this website. Where did Percy get Scabbers? What does a boggart look like? How do the owls know where to go? Sometimes we even have questions that have   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[438,32,22692,17430,24602,3345,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397961"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1397961"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1397961\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1397961"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1397961"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1397961"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}