{"id":1398780,"date":"2018-06-18T10:00:11","date_gmt":"2018-06-18T14:00:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1398780"},"modified":"2018-06-14T17:14:41","modified_gmt":"2018-06-14T21:14:41","slug":"harry-potter-and-the-prisoner-of-azkaban-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/harry-potter-and-the-prisoner-of-azkaban-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, As Told in a Series of Texts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/july21prisonerofazkabantextsMAIN2_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There have only been two good inventions in the history of mankind: texting, and <i>Harry Potter<\/i>. (I guess fire, penicillin, and the internal combustion engine are also up there, but for the sake of this intro let&#8217;s pretend they&#8217;re not.)<\/p>\n<p>Texting allows me to talk to people from the comfort of my own couch while I&#8217;m elbows-deep in Netflix, potato chips, and self-loathing.<\/p>\n<p><i>Harry Potter<\/i> was the book series that shaped my childhood.<\/p>\n<p>And if there&#8217;s anything we&#8217;ve learned from peanut butter and jelly, mac n&#8217; cheese, or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0414177\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Jimmy Timmy Power Hour<\/a>, it&#8217;s that you can always mash two good things together to create one really great thing. With that in mind, here&#8217;s <i>Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban<\/i> as told in texts.<\/p>\n<p><i>Looking for <\/i><a href=\"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/2017\/06\/06\/harry-potter-and-the-sorcerers-stone-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts\" target=\"_blank\">Harry Potter and the Sorcerer&#8217;s Stone<\/a><i> or <\/i><a href=\"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/2017\/06\/19\/harry-potter-and-the-chamber-of-secrets-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts\" target=\"_blank\">Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets<\/a><i> as told in a series of texts? We&#8217;ve got you covered.<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There have only been two good inventions in the history of mankind: texting, and Harry Potter. (I guess fire, penicillin, and the internal combustion engine are also up there, but for the sake of this   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[438,4700,32,22876,17430,24602,3345,3648,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398780"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1398780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1398780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1398780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1398780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1398780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}