{"id":1399444,"date":"2017-09-05T11:40:51","date_gmt":"2017-09-05T15:40:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1399444"},"modified":"2017-09-05T11:31:58","modified_gmt":"2017-09-05T15:31:58","slug":"all-the-books-on-your-english-syllabus-summed-up-in-pie-charts-part-2-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/all-the-books-on-your-english-syllabus-summed-up-in-pie-charts-part-2-2\/","title":{"rendered":"All the Books on Your English Syllabus Summed Up in Pie Charts: Part 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/sep5piechartsMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s hard to be a student nowadays. There&#8217;s homework all the time, your parents can&#8217;t help you with math because of the Common Core, and you learned cursive in third grade for literally no reason. That&#8217;s a lot to deal with. Throw in the fact that you have to finish reading <i>Catch-22<\/i> by next week, and you might as well drop out now. Just leave town. Change your name. Start a new life.<\/p>\n<p>But it doesn&#8217;t have to be that way. <i>We can help you. <\/i>Not with those first three things, obviously, but the bit with the books? We&#8217;ve got you covered. I don&#8217;t know if you&#8217;ve heard, but we made <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/sparknotes\/\" target=\"_blank\">a whole website about it<\/a>, and now we&#8217;re summing up all the books on your English syllabus in pie charts for no reason other than it&#8217;s slightly helpful but mostly funny.<\/p>\n<p>We did it <a href=\"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/2017\/08\/17\/all-the-books-on-your-english-syllabus-summed-up-in-pie-charts\" target=\"_blank\">once before<\/a>, and now we&#8217;re back for round two. Are you ready?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s hard to be a student nowadays. There&#8217;s homework all the time, your parents can&#8217;t help you with math because of the Common Core, and you learned cursive in third grade for literally no reason.   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[12177,3620,1763,1105,6190,5790,9554,3968,23796,23323,1387],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399444"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1399444"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399444\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1399444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1399444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1399444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}