{"id":1399550,"date":"2017-09-13T12:00:47","date_gmt":"2017-09-13T16:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1399550"},"modified":"2018-03-25T19:36:23","modified_gmt":"2018-03-25T23:36:23","slug":"harry-potter-and-the-goblet-of-fire-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/harry-potter-and-the-goblet-of-fire-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, As Told in a Series of Texts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/gobletoffireintextsMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Wizards can teleport, brew lucky potions, and shoot fire out of their wands, yet their primary method of communication is still \u201cjust tie a letter to an owl and hope for the best.\u201d I know they also make frequent use of fireplaces, two-way mirrors, and Patronus Charms, but those things pale in comparison to the simple, utter joy of texting someone the poop emoji for no reason other than you can.<\/p>\n<p>This is why I decided to see what texting would look like in Harry Potter canon. And if you&#8217;re looking for <a href=\"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/2017\/06\/06\/harry-potter-and-the-sorcerers-stone-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts\" target=\"_blank\">Harry Potter and the Sorcerer&#8217;s Stone<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/2017\/06\/19\/harry-potter-and-the-chamber-of-secrets-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts\" target=\"_blank\">Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets<\/a>, or <a href=\"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/2017\/07\/21\/harry-potter-and-the-prisoner-of-azkaban-as-told-in-a-series-of-texts\" target=\"_blank\">Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban<\/a> as told in a series of texts, you&#8217;re in luck. We kept those.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wizards can teleport, brew lucky potions, and shoot fire out of their wands, yet their primary method of communication is still \u201cjust tie a letter to an owl and hope for the best.\u201d I know   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[438,4700,32,15156,17430,24602,3345,3648,102],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399550"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1399550"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1399550\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1399550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1399550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1399550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}