{"id":1399823,"date":"2019-02-28T10:00:10","date_gmt":"2019-02-28T15:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1399823"},"modified":"2020-08-27T16:53:00","modified_gmt":"2020-08-27T20:53:00","slug":"the-7-most-awkward-moments-in-classic-literature-ranked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/the-7-most-awkward-moments-in-classic-literature-ranked\/","title":{"rendered":"The 7 Most Awkward Moments in Classic Literature, Ranked"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Let’s say you and I are watching a movie together and something awkward happens to the characters onscreen. The next sound you’ll hear will be me leaping out the nearest open window, because I just can’t deal with that sort of thing.<\/p>\n

I myself am charmless, off-putting, and uncomfortable no less than 100% of the time. I always have something on my shirt, and I am constantly wondering if I’m making too much eye contact or too little. As such, I typically watch movies and TV shows to escape the potential for awkwardness<\/i>, not to invite more of it into my life<\/i>. Sometimes I just need to kick back, relax, and read or watch something where no one is at the risk of waving to someone who was not actually waving at them.<\/p>\n

You’d think, then, that I’d be safe reading ye olde classics. You’d think that, but you would be wrong.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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