{"id":1400681,"date":"2018-01-29T10:00:45","date_gmt":"2018-01-29T15:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1400681"},"modified":"2018-01-29T14:38:01","modified_gmt":"2018-01-29T19:38:01","slug":"the-official-teacher-translator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/the-official-teacher-translator\/","title":{"rendered":"The OFFICIAL Teacher Translator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\" http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/ryangoslinghalfnelsonpromoimage_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Teachers speak a strange language. But after careful study\u2014a.k.a. years of crouching \u00a0in the shrubs \u00a0behind the high school with binoculars and a notepad, sleeping in our clothes, and eating beans out of a can\u2014we think we&#8217;ve finally cracked the code. Check the chart to find out what your teachers REALLY think of you. Spoiler alert: \u00a0if your name is Sean, it probably ain&#8217;t good.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\" http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/teachertranslator.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"746\" height=\"975\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Teachers speak a strange language. But after careful study\u2014a.k.a. years of crouching \u00a0in the shrubs \u00a0behind the high school with binoculars and a notepad, sleeping in our clothes, and eating beans out of a can\u2014we   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":375,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[24496,325,17035,165,22008,22],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400681"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/375"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1400681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1400681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1400681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1400681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}