{"id":1401291,"date":"2018-02-08T11:00:59","date_gmt":"2018-02-08T16:00:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1401291"},"modified":"2018-02-08T10:02:16","modified_gmt":"2018-02-08T15:02:16","slug":"if-hogwarts-had-the-internet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/if-hogwarts-had-the-internet\/","title":{"rendered":"If Hogwarts Had the Internet"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I’ve always wanted to go to Hogwarts more than anything on this earth, but I’m also a hopeless Internet-addicted youth and probably what’s wrong with modern society, so that whole \u201cno technology\u201d thing would be a real bummer. The first thing I do every day is check my email, and the last thing I do is get mad about something I saw on Facebook. My iPad is my constant companion. I went to summer camp once and snuck my phone in because, I don’t know, what if there was a bear and I needed to quickly Google \u201cwhat to do if there’s a bear\u201d?<\/p>\n

Look, if I had to, I’m sure I could forgo the Internet in favor of wizardry. Twitter doesn’t hold a single bewitched floating candle to LITERALLY CHANGING A TURTLE INTO A TEACUP WITH MAGIC. But what if I didn’t have to forgo anything? What if I could have both Hogwarts AND the Internet? What would that even look like?<\/p>\n

You know what’s next. We both know why you’re here. Click on. This is exactly what that would look like.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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