{"id":1401727,"date":"2022-03-07T14:45:36","date_gmt":"2022-03-07T19:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1401727"},"modified":"2022-03-11T15:23:18","modified_gmt":"2022-03-11T20:23:18","slug":"pick-a-greek-god-and-well-tell-you-your-biggest-flaw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/pick-a-greek-god-and-well-tell-you-your-biggest-flaw\/","title":{"rendered":"Pick a Greek God and We&#8217;ll Tell You Your Biggest Flaw"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/theimmortalskellanlutz_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I myself am perfect and have no discernible flaws. I do everything right on the first try, and I have never spilled spaghetti sauce on myself, not even once. (Certainly not a second time after I changed my shirt.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>For the rest of you flawed, deficient losers, pick a Greek god or goddess and we&#8217;ll tell you your biggest personality foible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I myself am perfect and have no discernible flaws. I do everything right on the first try, and I have never spilled spaghetti sauce on myself, not even once. (Certainly not a second time after   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25016],"tags":[23339,1805,17432,25017,22805,1653],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401727"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1401727"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1449049,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401727\/revisions\/1449049"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1401727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1401727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1401727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}