{"id":1401745,"date":"2018-03-21T11:00:38","date_gmt":"2018-03-21T15:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1401745"},"modified":"2019-02-08T11:30:18","modified_gmt":"2019-02-08T16:30:18","slug":"every-chapter-in-the-great-gatsby-summed-up-in-a-single-sentence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/every-chapter-in-the-great-gatsby-summed-up-in-a-single-sentence\/","title":{"rendered":"Every Chapter in <i>The Great Gatsby<\/i> Summed Up in a Single Sentence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/mar21everychpgatsbyMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve all been there. You put off the reading for as long as you possibly could, and now it&#8217;s the night before the essay is due\u2014the eleventh hour\u2014and you&#8217;re frantically, desperately Googling things like \u201cEvery chapter in <em>The Great Gatsby<\/em> summed up in a single sentence\u201d in a last-ditch effort to not fail English. Little did you know, someone actually DID take the time to sum up every chapter of <em>The Great Gatsby<\/em> in a single sentence, and that person was me. (But I&#8217;m no hero. I eat my trail mix one M&amp;M at a time just like everybody else.)<\/p>\n<p>But anyway, this is good news! You don&#8217;t HAVE to resign yourself to being a dropout and an unlettered hobo! All you have to do now is click through this slideshow.<\/p>\n<p>(And if you&#8217;re interested, we <a href=\"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/2018\/03\/08\/every-scene-of-hamlet-summed-up-in-a-single-sentence\" target=\"_blank\">summed up every scene in <em>Hamlet<\/em> in a single-ish sentence, too<\/a>. You&#8217;re MOST welcome.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all been there. You put off the reading for as long as you possibly could, and now it&#8217;s the night before the essay is due\u2014the eleventh hour\u2014and you&#8217;re frantically, desperately Googling things like \u201cEvery   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25018,7],"tags":[438,628,2335,23578,7064,23564,9734,24370,694,23323],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401745"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1401745"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1401745\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1401745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1401745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1401745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}