{"id":1402073,"date":"2018-04-25T11:00:22","date_gmt":"2018-04-25T15:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1402073"},"modified":"2018-04-24T17:22:02","modified_gmt":"2018-04-24T21:22:02","slug":"9-awesome-superpowers-you-wouldnt-actually-want-in-real-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/9-awesome-superpowers-you-wouldnt-actually-want-in-real-life\/","title":{"rendered":"6 Awesome Superpowers You Wouldn&#8217;t Actually Want in Real Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone\" src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/apr25worstsuperpowersMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"701\" height=\"394\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I like to think I have superpowers. Maybe I can&#8217;t, like, run through walls or throw lightning bolts at people, but I CAN parallel park a car with minimal sobbing and I always bring all my groceries inside without making a second trip. (I may break both my arms int he attempt, but that is neither here nor there. The groceries are inside the apartment. That&#8217;s all that matters.)<\/p>\n<p>Again, I can&#8217;t read minds or fly or run really fast, but are those things really all they&#8217;re cracked up to be? Logic points to \u201cNo way.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I like to think I have superpowers. Maybe I can&#8217;t, like, run through walls or throw lightning bolts at people, but I CAN parallel park a car with minimal sobbing and I always bring all   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[9],"tags":[6514,6733,274,5987],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402073"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1402073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1402073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1402073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1402073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}