{"id":1402603,"date":"2019-01-15T11:00:36","date_gmt":"2019-01-15T16:00:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/community.sparknotes.com\/?p=1402603"},"modified":"2021-03-30T22:17:31","modified_gmt":"2021-03-31T02:17:31","slug":"answer-these-would-you-rather-questions-and-well-guess-your-hogwarts-house","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/answer-these-would-you-rather-questions-and-well-guess-your-hogwarts-house\/","title":{"rendered":"Answer These Would-You-Rather Questions and We’ll Guess Your Hogwarts House"},"content":{"rendered":"

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There’s nothing like a really good, really tricky would-you-rather question to test the content of a person’s \u00a0character. I especially like to bust them out at parties. \u00a0“I like your shirt,” I might say to a person I just met. “By the way, would you rather know when \u00a0you’re going to die, or how \u00a0you’re going to die?” (If they’d rather know when, I cut the relationship off right then and there. I don’t need to be hanging around \u00a0with lunatics who would rather live each day counting down to the moment they inevitably shuffle off this mortal coil.)<\/p>\n

Since would-you-rather questions are so illuminating, \u00a0I think \u00a0it’s possible to guess a person’s Hogwarts house based on how they respond to \u00a0them. It’s not an exact science, except yes, it totally is. I don’t care if you think you’re a Slytherin; if the quiz says Hufflepuff, you’re a Hufflepuff now. End of story, thank you for your time.<\/p>\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

There’s nothing like a really good, really tricky would-you-rather question to test the content of a person’s \u00a0character. I especially like to bust them out at parties. \u00a0“I like your shirt,” I might say to continue reading<\/span>\n <\/path>\n <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25016],"tags":[5287,1653,5267,20770,630,20135,6644],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402603"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1402603"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1446797,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1402603\/revisions\/1446797"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1402603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1402603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1402603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}