{"id":1417800,"date":"2019-05-08T11:00:07","date_gmt":"2019-05-08T15:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/blog\/?p=1417800"},"modified":"2019-05-08T10:54:50","modified_gmt":"2019-05-08T14:54:50","slug":"classic-novels-as-explained-in-brooklyn-nine-nine-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/classic-novels-as-explained-in-brooklyn-nine-nine-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Classic Novels As Explained in <i>Brooklyn Nine-Nine<\/i> Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/b99summedupMAIN.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>The way I see it, there are many reasons a person (you, specifically) might want to read an article in which classic novels are summarized in <em>Brooklyn Nine-Nine<\/em> quotes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol><li>You crave the satisfaction of having read lots of books but don&#8217;t have the time to actually read lots of books.<\/li><li>You are going on a date with an English major who likes <em>Brooklyn Nine-Nine<\/em> and you want to prepare accordingly.<\/li><li>You just really like books.<\/li><li>You just really like <em>Brooklyn Nine-Nine<\/em>.<\/li><li>You&#8217;re procrastinating on something else and this seemed like an okay way to pass the time.<\/li><\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>But however you got here\u2014whatever the state of your life journey\u2014all that matters is you&#8217;re here now. So let&#8217;s get to the part you clicked for in the first place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The way I see it, there are many reasons a person (you, specifically) might want to read an article in which classic novels are summarized in Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes. You crave the satisfaction of having   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25018,7],"tags":[438,628,2335,25017],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1417800"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1417800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1417800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1417800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1417800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1417800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}