{"id":1418020,"date":"2019-12-06T11:00:35","date_gmt":"2019-12-06T16:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/blog\/?p=1418020"},"modified":"2019-12-06T15:44:08","modified_gmt":"2019-12-06T20:44:08","slug":"literary-characters-summed-up-in-quotes-from-brooklyn-nine-nine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/literary-characters-summed-up-in-quotes-from-brooklyn-nine-nine\/","title":{"rendered":"Literary Characters Summed Up in Quotes from <i>Brooklyn Nine-Nine<\/i>"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/6419b99charsummedupMAIN.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I still haven&#8217;t watched the latest season of <em>The Bachelor<\/em>, I don&#8217;t have strong feelings one way or another about Robert Pattinson playing Batman, and I have nothing to say about politics or religion that hasn&#8217;t already been said.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Simply put, I don&#8217;t have much to talk about these days. The only things I WILL talk about (constantly and with gusto, until people beg me to stop) are <em>Brooklyn Nine-Nine<\/em> and books. So here, have a slideshow where I marry the two.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I still haven&#8217;t watched the latest season of The Bachelor, I don&#8217;t have strong feelings one way or another about Robert Pattinson playing Batman, and I have nothing to say about politics or religion that   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[438,22290,628,524,25017,756,171],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418020"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1418020"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418020\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1441903,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1418020\/revisions\/1441903"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1418020"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1418020"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1418020"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}