{"id":1423741,"date":"2019-09-25T10:00:55","date_gmt":"2019-09-25T14:00:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.sparknotes.com\/blog\/?p=1423741"},"modified":"2019-10-02T16:24:31","modified_gmt":"2019-10-02T20:24:31","slug":"12-famous-last-text-messages-from-fictional-characters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/12-famous-last-text-messages-from-fictional-characters\/","title":{"rendered":"Famous Last Text Messages from Fictional Characters"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/famouslasttexts82419MAIN.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>My last words will likely be &#8220;Wow! That was a close one,&#8221; or &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, sharks are more afraid of you than you are of them.&#8221; This will likely happen over text, which will actually be really helpful to the people who are writing articles about my death titled things like \u201cWOMAN FIGHTS SHARK, LOSES HANDILY\u201d with accompanying screenshots of my final conversation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You know where I&#8217;m going with this. Let&#8217;s not waste any time. Here are some hypothetical famous last texts from literature&#8217;s most deceased characters.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My last words will likely be &#8220;Wow! That was a close one,&#8221; or &#8220;Don&#8217;t worry, sharks are more afraid of you than you are of them.&#8221; This will likely happen over text, which will actually   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[628,2335,17432,6506,5790,25087,25017,171,248,3648,102,694],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423741"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1423741"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423741\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1423743,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1423741\/revisions\/1423743"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1423741"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1423741"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1423741"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}