{"id":1444220,"date":"2021-07-22T22:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-07-23T02:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=1444220"},"modified":"2021-07-19T09:57:52","modified_gmt":"2021-07-19T13:57:52","slug":"6-villains-whose-evil-plans-made-absolutely-no-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/6-villains-whose-evil-plans-made-absolutely-no-sense\/","title":{"rendered":"6 Villains Whose Evil Plans Made No Sense"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/voldemortdeatheatershpMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>By and large, villains have it pretty easy. All they have to do sit around, cook up evil schemes, taunt the heroes, and constantly underestimate the power of friendship. What a life! The rest of us are stuck paying bills, doing laundry, and replying to emails. It never ends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Unfortunately, many of the evil schemes concocted by fictional villains only make sense if you don&#8217;t think about them too hard. And since I&#8217;ve been self-isolating for four months with nothing to do BUT think, here are just a handful of those less-than-brilliant villains and their baffling schemes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By and large, villains have it pretty easy. All they have to do sit around, cook up evil schemes, taunt the heroes, and constantly underestimate the power of friendship. What a life! The rest of   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[628,2335,25148,25149,25017],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444220"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1444220"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444220\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1444233,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444220\/revisions\/1444233"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1444220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1444220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1444220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}