{"id":1444500,"date":"2021-04-12T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-12T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=1444500"},"modified":"2021-04-08T17:57:08","modified_gmt":"2021-04-08T21:57:08","slug":"answer-these-would-you-rathers-and-well-tell-you-which-book-you-belong-in","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/answer-these-would-you-rathers-and-well-tell-you-which-book-you-belong-in\/","title":{"rendered":"Answer These Would-You-Rathers and We&#8217;ll Tell You Which Famous Fictional Character You Are"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/11020smalltalkcharactersMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>There&#8217;s nothing quite like a really good would-you-rather question to help you get to know someone. That&#8217;s why whenever I go out on a date, I open with \u201cWould you rather know <em>how<\/em> you&#8217;re going to die, or <em>when<\/em> you&#8217;re going to die?\u201d before we&#8217;ve even ordered appetizers, and then the other person goes to the bathroom and never comes back.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But enough about my distressing social life! We need to find out which famous fictional character you are, and the only way to do it is by answering would-you-rather questions, so let&#8217;s get started.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There&#8217;s nothing quite like a really good would-you-rather question to help you get to know someone. That&#8217;s why whenever I go out on a date, I open with \u201cWould you rather know how you&#8217;re going   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[25016],"tags":[4700,25017,3326,1653,25159],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444500"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1444500"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1444518,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444500\/revisions\/1444518"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1444500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1444500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1444500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}