{"id":1444916,"date":"2022-07-05T10:57:04","date_gmt":"2022-07-05T14:57:04","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=1444916"},"modified":"2022-07-05T10:57:05","modified_gmt":"2022-07-05T14:57:05","slug":"7-of-the-most-hilariously-awkward-moments-in-classic-literature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/7-of-the-most-hilariously-awkward-moments-in-classic-literature\/","title":{"rendered":"7 of the Most Hilariously Awkward Moments in Classic Literature"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/emmaanyataylorjoy2020MAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>Let&#8217;s say you and I are watching a movie together and something awkward happens to the characters onscreen. The next sound you&#8217;ll hear will be me leaping out the nearest open window, because I just can&#8217;t deal with that sort of thing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I myself am charmless, off-putting, and uncomfortable no less than 100% of the time. I always have something on my shirt, and I am constantly wondering if I&#8217;m making too much eye contact or too little. As such, I typically watch movies and TV shows to <em>escape the potential for awkwardness<\/em>, not to <em>invite more of it into my life<\/em>. Sometimes I just need to kick back, relax, and read or watch something where no one is at the risk of waving to someone who was not actually waving at them.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>You&#8217;d think, then, that I&#8217;d be safe reading ye olde classics. You&#8217;d think that, but you would be wrong. <\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s say you and I are watching a movie together and something awkward happens to the characters onscreen. The next sound you&#8217;ll hear will be me leaping out the nearest open window, because I just   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[628,25017],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444916"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1444916"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444916\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1444919,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444916\/revisions\/1444919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1444916"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1444916"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1444916"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}