{"id":1445305,"date":"2021-04-20T13:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-04-20T17:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=1445305"},"modified":"2021-04-20T12:43:31","modified_gmt":"2021-04-20T16:43:31","slug":"every-book-on-your-english-syllabus-summed-up-in-schitts-creek-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/every-book-on-your-english-syllabus-summed-up-in-schitts-creek-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Every Book on Your English Syllabus Summed Up in <i>Schitt&#8217;s Creek<\/i> Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/schittscreekclassiclitMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>If you&#8217;re anything like me, then you&#8217;ve been waiting for season 6 of <em>Schitt&#8217;s Creek<\/em> to hit Netflix ever since season 5 of <em>Schitt&#8217;s Creek<\/em> hit Netflix. Like me, I bet you&#8217;ve also eaten an irresponsible amount of Reese&#8217;s Peanut Butter Cups today and haven&#8217;t done laundry since June (at this point the dryer is less a \u201cdryer\u201d and really more of a \u201csecond closet\u201d), but let&#8217;s just focus on the positives. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Such as, for instance, the fact <em>Schitt&#8217;s Creek<\/em> is available on Netflix, and whatever misguided ex of yours generously granted you their password has yet to change it. It&#8217;s a good day! To celebrate, here are the books on your English syllabus summed up in iconic <em>Schitt&#8217;s Creek<\/em> quotes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you&#8217;re anything like me, then you&#8217;ve been waiting for season 6 of Schitt&#8217;s Creek to hit Netflix ever since season 5 of Schitt&#8217;s Creek hit Netflix. Like me, I bet you&#8217;ve also eaten an   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[438,628,2335,25017,25188],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445305"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1445305"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445305\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1447114,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445305\/revisions\/1447114"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1445305"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1445305"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1445305"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}