{"id":1445635,"date":"2021-08-25T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-08-25T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=1445635"},"modified":"2021-08-23T16:19:55","modified_gmt":"2021-08-23T20:19:55","slug":"7-nsfw-classic-novels-you-wont-believe-they-let-you-read-in-school","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/7-nsfw-classic-novels-you-wont-believe-they-let-you-read-in-school\/","title":{"rendered":"7 NSFW Classic Novels You Won&#8217;t Believe They Let You Read in School"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/titusandromedonnsfwMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>On a sexiness scale of 1 to <em>Fifty Shades of Grey<\/em>, you&#8217;d think classic novels would be coming in somewhere around a -3. They&#8217;re full of misunderstandings and semicolons and <em>the consumption<\/em>, but sex scenes? Impossible. I&#8217;ve read Jane Austen; I know full well that the raunchiest that happens is the yearning. (This is not a complaint, incidentally. Merely an observation. I live for the yearning.)&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>But I&#8217;m here to tell you that&#8217;s not the case. Classic literature can be pretty raunchy. And while some of those wind up getting banned (I guess because sex is a secret or something), others are assigned in class with a test on Tuesday over chapters 3 through 12. These are just a few of those books.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On a sexiness scale of 1 to Fifty Shades of Grey, you&#8217;d think classic novels would be coming in somewhere around a -3. They&#8217;re full of misunderstandings and semicolons and the consumption, but sex scenes?   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[628,2335,25017,25199,25200],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445635"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1445635"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445635\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1447966,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445635\/revisions\/1447966"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1445635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1445635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1445635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}