{"id":1445889,"date":"2021-09-14T10:00:00","date_gmt":"2021-09-14T14:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"\/blog\/?p=1445889"},"modified":"2021-09-13T16:20:47","modified_gmt":"2021-09-13T20:20:47","slug":"greek-mythology-summed-up-in-john-mulaney-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"\/blog\/greek-mythology-summed-up-in-john-mulaney-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Greek Mythology Summed Up in John Mulaney Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img src=\"http:\/\/img.sparknotes.com\/content\/sparklife\/sparktalk\/johnmulaneygreekmythologyMAIN_LargeWide.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>John Mulaney quotes? Greek mythology? Sure, why not! Look, we both know you&#8217;re here to either stave off boredom or procrastinate doing your homework\u2014it&#8217;s none of my business which\u2014so let&#8217;s make with the funny already and sum up all of Greek mythology in quotes from John Mulaney&#8217;s three Netflix stand-up specials.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Mulaney quotes? Greek mythology? Sure, why not! Look, we both know you&#8217;re here to either stave off boredom or procrastinate doing your homework\u2014it&#8217;s none of my business which\u2014so let&#8217;s make with the funny already   <a class=\"continue-reading\" href=\"#\"><span class=\"continue-text\">continue reading<\/span><svg class=\"continue-icon\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"24\" height=\"24\" alt=\"\">\n    <path fill=\"#007acd\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\" d=\"M13.442 5.558L19.885 12l-6.443 6.442-.884-.884 4.934-4.934L4 12.625v-1.25l13.492-.001-4.934-4.932.884-.884z\"><\/path>\n  <\/svg><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":182,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[7],"tags":[628,2335,17432,25165,25017],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445889"}],"collection":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/182"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1445889"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445889\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1445908,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445889\/revisions\/1445908"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1445889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1445889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1445889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}