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BENVOLIO: Come on, man, you can put out one fire by starting another. If you're dizzy, you can cure yourself by spinning in the opposite direction.
Make yourself sick by gazing at some new girl, and your old sickness will die.
ROMEO: Plantain leaves are excellent for that.
BENVOLIO: For what?
ROMEO: For when you cut your shin.
BENVOLIO: What? Are you mad?
ROMEO: Don't offer me trifling medicines! I'm all bound up like a madman! It's like I'm locked up in a prison! Denied food, whipped, tortured...
Um... hello, good fellow.
