ROMEO: Here's attractive stuff!
BENVOLIO: A sail! A sail!*
MERCUTIO: Two: a shirt and a smock.
PETER: At your service.
NURSE: My fan, Peter.
MERCUTIO: Good Peter, give her the fan to hide her face. Her fan's prettier!
NURSE: Good morning gentlemen.
MERCUTIO: Good afternoon, fair lady.
*Benvolio makes the cry of a sailor who spots another ship on the horizon because the nurse is fat and silly looking