NURSE: If you're the Romeo I'm looking for, sir, I would like a confidence* with you.
BENVOLIO: She's going to indite* him to a dinner party.
MERCUTIO: She's a pimp! A pimp! I've figured it out!
ROMEO: Figured out what?
MERCUTIO: Well, she can't be a prostitute...unless she's using her ugliness as a cover!
“Cold rabbit meat is good to eat if you can't get anything else...
But if it's so old that it's covered in mold, then you've wasted what you spent!”
Romeo, are you going to your father's for lunch? We'll go there.
ROMEO: I'll follow after you.
MERCUTIO: Farewell, ancient lady! Farewell, lady, lady, lady! Ha ha!
NURSE: Tell me, sir, who was that foul-mouthed punk so full of his own crude jokes?
*The nurse meant "conference," not confidence.
*Benvolio is mocking the nurse’s incorrect speech