1.
Alvy: “I
would never want to belong to any club that would have someone like
me for a member.”
2.
Alvy: “Boy,
if life were only like this . . .”
3.
Passerby: “It's
never something you do. That's how people are. Love fades.”
4.
Annie: “Alvy,
you're incapable of enjoying life, you know that? I mean you're
like New York City. You're just this person. You're like this island
unto yourself.”
5.
Alvy: “I
thought of that old joke. This guy goes to a psychiatrist and says,
'Doc, my brother's crazy. He thinks he's a chicken.' And the doctor
says, 'Well, why don't you turn him in?' And the guy says, 'I would,
but I need the eggs.' Well, I guess that's pretty much now how I
feel about relationships. They're totally irrational and crazy and absurd
and . . . but I guess we keep going through it because most of us
need the eggs.”
