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BRACE YOURSELVES, WIZARDBUTTS: It Turns Out Tom Felton, Everybody's Favorite Slytherin, is Actually... a GRYFFINDOR

You might want to sit down for this, Sparklers, because everything you thought you knew is about to disappear into the great cosmic nothingness. If you heard something last night...

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Life is a Tale Told By a Cringing Idiot: The Best YA Quotes About Being Awkward

POP QUIZ. Young-adult fiction is defined by: a) a journey b) a maturation from child to adult c) the search for identity d) AWKWARDNESS SO PROFOUND IT TURNS YOUR STOMACH INTO A BASEBALL GLOVE OF...

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The Best Kissing Advice From Celebrities

Kissing can be a tricky business. You gotta regulate your breathing, control of spit flow, maintain lip pressure, and don’t even get us started on tongue stuff. Considering that our...

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The Return of Sparksgiving

Listen up, y'all. Because it's only fifteen days away from November 30th, aka Sparksgiving Day. Now in case you weren't here around this time of year last year, you might not know what Sparksgiving is. Sparksgiving last...

The Story of the OT - Chapter 1

So this is the first chapter. I honestly have no idea where this is going. Kudo's if you spot both references (which shouldn't be too hard). Please excuse the less than wonderful picture. I will...

Internet Anonymity is a Dangerous Thing

I am very disappointed in humanity right now. Let me ask you a question. Why do people lose their empathy and sensitivity on the internet? People blurt out the first thing that comes in their heads...

What is a Woman Worth?

I guess I just don’t get it.  We boast about how we have a progressing society, about how we are gaining civil rights for all and have zero tolerance for discrimination and bigotry.  We tweet,...