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Best Summer Day Ever: 24 Things to Do

July 30, 2010

It's hard to believe, but it's almost August. Soon, fall will sweep in with its backpacks, homework, and crunchy leaves. All you’ll have left of summer is faded tans, still-sandy beach bags, and memories

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The 10 Worst Birthday Presents Ever

July 30, 2010

When I was about to turn 13, my parents started asking me what I wanted for my birthday. Answer: to get a grown-up-style makeover at Macy's Clinique counter. I envisioned white robes and matching turbans,

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Six Reasons I Hate Shoes

July 30, 2010

falineaz, how could you possibly turn away this itty bitty adorable shoe? It looks like a puppy! —Sparkitors

Shoes are useful things. They're clothes for your toes, the ultimate foot accessory. They allow you to walk

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Kid Stuff We Still Find Kool

July 30, 2010

I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys 'R Us Kid! Grown up schmown up. Who says just because we vote, pay a mortgage, have a "job" and can already sense the rumblings of a

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The Friday Awards

July 30, 2010

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Um, hey construction guys? Would

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The Friday Awards 80

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Books

Blogging Breaking Dawn: Part 6 154

Chapter Six: Distractions Better Title: Disregard That Last Chapter…And Most of the First Three Books Before we begin, you should know that Stephenie Meyer uses the word...more

Music

Committee of Cool: Nicki Minaj 67

Two INCREDIBLE events occurred last week, Sparklers: Firstly, Chelsea Dagger WAS NOT THE LAST TO LEAVE THE CHAT. For her undeniable courage, wit, and resourcefulness in...more

Advice

Auntie SparkNotes: The Red Scare 104

Oh, Auntie! Sometimes we just want to hug you through our moniters. —Sparkitors Dear Auntie, I have a bizarre and slightly embarrassing/infuriating problem. I'll try to put...more