Harrison Bergeron

Kurt Vonnegut

Important Quotations Explained

1. “I think I’d make a good Handicapper General.”
“Good as anybody else,” said George.
 “Who knows better’n I do what normal is?” said Hazel.


2. “The minute people start cheating on laws, what do you think happens to society?”
. . . . A siren was going off in [George’s] head.
“Reckon it’d fall all apart,” said Hazel.
“What would?” said George blankly.
“Society,” said Hazel uncertainly. “Wasn’t that what you just said?”
“Who knows?” said George.


3. [T]hey remained suspended in air . . . and they kissed each other for a long, long time.
. . . . Diana Moon Glampers . . . came into the studio with a double-barreled ten-gauge shotgun. She fired twice, and the Emperor and the Empress were dead before they hit the floor.