How do you get someone you like to notice you? This is perhaps the oldest conundrum known to man, right after how to get dinosaurs to not notice you. Here are some ways to get a guy's attention when he doesn't even know you exist. (Note: you have to exist or these will not work.)
1.) Make eye contact with him from across the room, and then seductively lick your lips. If you can't find them, lick someone else's lips.
2.) Make eye contact with him but putting your eyeball on his arm.
3.) Stand behind him and tap him on the shoulder, but then sidestep when he spins around, and keep doing this until he is so dizzy that he is in...