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The Importance of Being Earnest

 Oscar Wilde
 

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1. Algernon:    “Nothing will induce me to part with Bunbury, and if you ever get married, which seems to me extremely problematic, you will be very glad to know Bunbury. A man who marries without knowing Bunbury has a very tedious time of it.”
 
 
2. Lady Bracknell:    “I do not approve of anything that tampers with natural ignorance. Ignorance is like a delicate exotic fruit; touch it and the bloom is gone. The whole theory of modern education is radically unsound. Fortunately in England, at any rate, education produces no effect whatsoever. If it did, it would prove a serious danger to the upper classes, and probably lead to acts of violence in Grosvenor Square.”
 
 
3. Jack:     “You don't think there is any chance of Gwendolen becoming like her mother in about a hundred and fifty years, do you, Algy?”
Algernon:    “All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his.”
Jack:    “Is that clever?”
Algernon:    “It is perfectly phrased! and quite as true as any observation in civilized life should be.”
 
 
4. Algernon:    “Oh! I am not really wicked at all, cousin Cecily. You mustn't think that I am wicked.”
Cecily:    “If you are not, then you have certainly been deceiving us all in a very inexcusable manner. I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy.”
 
 
5. Lady Bracknell:    “My nephew, you seem to be displaying signs of triviality.”
Jack:    “On the contrary, Aunt Augusta, I've now realized for the first time in my life the vital Importance of Being Earnest.”
 
 
 
 
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