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Enter SHALLOW , FALSTAFF , PAGE , and BARDOLPH
Enter SHALLOW , FALSTAFF , PAGE , and BARDOLPH

SHALLOW

By cock and pie, sir, you shall not away tonight.—What,
Davy, I say!

SHALLOW

By cock and pie, sir, you shall not away tonight.—What,
Davy, I say!

FALSTAFF

You must excuse me, Master Robert Shallow.

FALSTAFF

You must excuse me, Master Robert Shallow.

SHALLOW

I will not excuse you. You shall not be excused. Excuses
5 shall not be admitted. There is no excuse shall serve. You
shall not be excused.—Why, Davy!

SHALLOW

I will not excuse you. You shall not be excused. Excuses
shall not be admitted. There is no excuse shall serve. You
shall not be excused.—Why, Davy!
Enter DAVY
Enter DAVY

DAVY

Here, sir.

DAVY

Here, sir.

SHALLOW

Davy, Davy, Davy, Davy, let me see, Davy, let me see, Davy,
let me see. Yea, marry, William cook, bid him come
10 hither.—Sir John, you shall not be excused.

SHALLOW

Davy, Davy, Davy, Davy, let me see, Davy, let me see, Davy,
let me see. Yea, marry, William cook, bid him come
hither.—Sir John, you shall not be excused.

DAVY

Marry, sir, thus: those precepts cannot be served. And again,
sir, shall we sow the hade land with wheat?

DAVY

Marry, sir, thus: those precepts cannot be served. And again,
sir, shall we sow the hade land with wheat?

SHALLOW

With red wheat, Davy. But for William cook, are there no
young pigeons?

SHALLOW

With red wheat, Davy. But for William cook, are there no
young pigeons?

DAVY

15 Yes, sir. Here is now the smith’s note for shoeing and plow
irons.

DAVY

Yes, sir. Here is now the smith’s note for shoeing and plow
irons.

SHALLOW

Let it be cast and paid.—Sir John, you shall not be excused.

SHALLOW

Let it be cast and paid.—Sir John, you shall not be excused.

DAVY

Now, sir, a new link to the bucket must needs be had. And,
sir, do you mean to stop any of William’s wages about the
20 sack he lost the other day at Hinckley Fair?

DAVY

Now, sir, a new link to the bucket must needs be had. And,
sir, do you mean to stop any of William’s wages about the
sack he lost the other day at Hinckley Fair?

SHALLOW

He shall answer it. Some pigeons, Davy, a couple of short-
legged hens, a joint of mutton, and any pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook.

SHALLOW

He shall answer it. Some pigeons, Davy, a couple of short-
legged hens, a joint of mutton, and any pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook.

DAVY

Doth the man of war stay all night, sir?

DAVY

Doth the man of war stay all night, sir?

SHALLOW

Yea, Davy. I will use him well. A friend i' th' court is better
25 than a penny in purse. Use his men well, Davy, for they are
arrant knaves and will backbite.

SHALLOW

Yea, Davy. I will use him well. A friend i' th' court is better
than a penny in purse. Use his men well, Davy, for they are
arrant knaves and will backbite.

DAVY

No worse than they are back-bitten, sir, for they have
marvellous foul linen.

DAVY

No worse than they are back-bitten, sir, for they have
marvellous foul linen.

SHALLOW

Well-conceited, Davy. About thy business, Davy.

SHALLOW

Well-conceited, Davy. About thy business, Davy.

DAVY

30 I beseech you, sir, to countenance William Visor of Woncot
against Clement Perkes o' th' hill.

DAVY

I beseech you, sir, to countenance William Visor of Woncot
against Clement Perkes o' th' hill.

SHALLOW

There is many complaints, Davy, against that Visor. That
Visor is an arrant knave, on my knowledge.

SHALLOW

There is many complaints, Davy, against that Visor. That
Visor is an arrant knave, on my knowledge.

DAVY

I grant your Worship that he is a knave, sir, but yet, God
35 forbid, sir, but a knave should have some countenance at his
friend’s request. An honest man, sir, is able to speak for
himself when a knave is not. I have served your Worship
truly, sir, this eight years; an if I cannot once or twice in a
quarter bear out a knave against an honest man, I have

DAVY

I grant your Worship that he is a knave, sir, but yet, God
forbid, sir, but a knave should have some countenance at his
friend’s request. An honest man, sir, is able to speak for
himself when a knave is not. I have served your Worship
truly, sir, this eight years; an if I cannot once or twice in a
quarter bear out a knave against an honest man, I have
40 a very little credit with your Worship. The knave is mine
honest friend, sir; therefore I beseech you let him be
countenanced.
a very little credit with your Worship. The knave is mine
honest friend, sir; therefore I beseech you let him be
countenanced.

SHALLOW

Go to, I say he shall have no wrong. Look about, Davy.

SHALLOW

Go to, I say he shall have no wrong. Look about, Davy.
Exit DAVY
Exit DAVY
Where are you, Sir John? Come, come, come, off with your
45 boots.—Give me your hand, Master Bardolph.
Where are you, Sir John? Come, come, come, off with your
boots.—Give me your hand, Master Bardolph.

BARDOLPH

I am glad to see your Worship.

BARDOLPH

I am glad to see your Worship.

SHALLOW

I thank thee with all my heart, kind Master Bardolph, (to the
PAGE) and welcome, my tall fellow.—Come, Sir John.

SHALLOW

I thank thee with all my heart, kind Master Bardolph, (to the
PAGE) and welcome, my tall fellow.—Come, Sir John.

FALSTAFF

I’ll follow you, good Master Robert Shallow.

FALSTAFF

I’ll follow you, good Master Robert Shallow.
Exit SHALLOW
Exit SHALLOW
50 Bardolph, look to our horses.
Bardolph, look to our horses.
Exeunt BARDOLPH and PAGE
Exeunt BARDOLPH and PAGE
If I were sawed into quantities, I should make four dozen of
such bearded hermits' staves as Master Shallow. It is a
wonderful thing to see the semblable coherence of his men’s
spirits and his. They, by observing of him, do bear
55 themselves like foolish justices; he, by conversing with
them, is turned into a justice-like servingman. Their spirits
are so married in conjunction with the participation of
society that they flock together in consent like so many wild
geese. If I had a suit to Master Shallow, I would humor his
60 men with the imputation of being near their master;if to his
men, I would curry with Master Shallow that no man could
better command his servants. It is certain that either wise
bearing or ignorant carriage is caught, as men take diseases,
one of another. Therefore let men take heed of their
65 company. I will devise matter enough out of this Shallow to
If I were sawed into quantities, I should make four dozen of
such bearded hermits' staves as Master Shallow. It is a
wonderful thing to see the semblable coherence of his men’s
spirits and his. They, by observing of him, do bear
themselves like foolish justices; he, by conversing with
them, is turned into a justice-like servingman. Their spirits
are so married in conjunction with the participation of
society that they flock together in consent like so many wild
geese. If I had a suit to Master Shallow, I would humor his
men with the imputation of being near their master;if to his
men, I would curry with Master Shallow that no man could
better command his servants. It is certain that either wise
bearing or ignorant carriage is caught, as men take diseases,
one of another. Therefore let men take heed of their
company. I will devise matter enough out of this Shallow to
keep Prince Harry in continual laughter the wearing out of six fashions, which is four terms, or two actions, and a' shall laugh without intervallums. O, it is much that a lie with a slight oath and a jest with a sad brow will do with a fellow that never had the ache in his shoulders. O, you shall see him laugh till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up.
keep Prince Harry in continual laughter the wearing out of six fashions, which is four terms, or two actions, and a' shall laugh without intervallums. O, it is much that a lie with a slight oath and a jest with a sad brow will do with a fellow that never had the ache in his shoulders. O, you shall see him laugh till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up.

SHALLOW

(within) Sir John.

SHALLOW

(within) Sir John.

FALSTAFF

I come, Master Shallow; I come, Master Shallow.

FALSTAFF

I come, Master Shallow; I come, Master Shallow.
Exit
Exit

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Enter SHALLOW , FALSTAFF , PAGE , and BARDOLPH
Enter SHALLOW , FALSTAFF , PAGE , and BARDOLPH

SHALLOW

By cock and pie, sir, you shall not away tonight.—What,
Davy, I say!

SHALLOW

By cock and pie, sir, you shall not away tonight.—What,
Davy, I say!

FALSTAFF

You must excuse me, Master Robert Shallow.

FALSTAFF

You must excuse me, Master Robert Shallow.

SHALLOW

I will not excuse you. You shall not be excused. Excuses
5 shall not be admitted. There is no excuse shall serve. You
shall not be excused.—Why, Davy!

SHALLOW

I will not excuse you. You shall not be excused. Excuses
shall not be admitted. There is no excuse shall serve. You
shall not be excused.—Why, Davy!
Enter DAVY
Enter DAVY

DAVY

Here, sir.

DAVY

Here, sir.

SHALLOW

Davy, Davy, Davy, Davy, let me see, Davy, let me see, Davy,
let me see. Yea, marry, William cook, bid him come
10 hither.—Sir John, you shall not be excused.

SHALLOW

Davy, Davy, Davy, Davy, let me see, Davy, let me see, Davy,
let me see. Yea, marry, William cook, bid him come
hither.—Sir John, you shall not be excused.

DAVY

Marry, sir, thus: those precepts cannot be served. And again,
sir, shall we sow the hade land with wheat?

DAVY

Marry, sir, thus: those precepts cannot be served. And again,
sir, shall we sow the hade land with wheat?

SHALLOW

With red wheat, Davy. But for William cook, are there no
young pigeons?

SHALLOW

With red wheat, Davy. But for William cook, are there no
young pigeons?

DAVY

15 Yes, sir. Here is now the smith’s note for shoeing and plow
irons.

DAVY

Yes, sir. Here is now the smith’s note for shoeing and plow
irons.

SHALLOW

Let it be cast and paid.—Sir John, you shall not be excused.

SHALLOW

Let it be cast and paid.—Sir John, you shall not be excused.

DAVY

Now, sir, a new link to the bucket must needs be had. And,
sir, do you mean to stop any of William’s wages about the
20 sack he lost the other day at Hinckley Fair?

DAVY

Now, sir, a new link to the bucket must needs be had. And,
sir, do you mean to stop any of William’s wages about the
sack he lost the other day at Hinckley Fair?

SHALLOW

He shall answer it. Some pigeons, Davy, a couple of short-
legged hens, a joint of mutton, and any pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook.

SHALLOW

He shall answer it. Some pigeons, Davy, a couple of short-
legged hens, a joint of mutton, and any pretty little tiny kickshaws, tell William cook.

DAVY

Doth the man of war stay all night, sir?

DAVY

Doth the man of war stay all night, sir?

SHALLOW

Yea, Davy. I will use him well. A friend i' th' court is better
25 than a penny in purse. Use his men well, Davy, for they are
arrant knaves and will backbite.

SHALLOW

Yea, Davy. I will use him well. A friend i' th' court is better
than a penny in purse. Use his men well, Davy, for they are
arrant knaves and will backbite.

DAVY

No worse than they are back-bitten, sir, for they have
marvellous foul linen.

DAVY

No worse than they are back-bitten, sir, for they have
marvellous foul linen.

SHALLOW

Well-conceited, Davy. About thy business, Davy.

SHALLOW

Well-conceited, Davy. About thy business, Davy.

DAVY

30 I beseech you, sir, to countenance William Visor of Woncot
against Clement Perkes o' th' hill.

DAVY

I beseech you, sir, to countenance William Visor of Woncot
against Clement Perkes o' th' hill.

SHALLOW

There is many complaints, Davy, against that Visor. That
Visor is an arrant knave, on my knowledge.

SHALLOW

There is many complaints, Davy, against that Visor. That
Visor is an arrant knave, on my knowledge.

DAVY

I grant your Worship that he is a knave, sir, but yet, God
35 forbid, sir, but a knave should have some countenance at his
friend’s request. An honest man, sir, is able to speak for
himself when a knave is not. I have served your Worship
truly, sir, this eight years; an if I cannot once or twice in a
quarter bear out a knave against an honest man, I have

DAVY

I grant your Worship that he is a knave, sir, but yet, God
forbid, sir, but a knave should have some countenance at his
friend’s request. An honest man, sir, is able to speak for
himself when a knave is not. I have served your Worship
truly, sir, this eight years; an if I cannot once or twice in a
quarter bear out a knave against an honest man, I have
40 a very little credit with your Worship. The knave is mine
honest friend, sir; therefore I beseech you let him be
countenanced.
a very little credit with your Worship. The knave is mine
honest friend, sir; therefore I beseech you let him be
countenanced.

SHALLOW

Go to, I say he shall have no wrong. Look about, Davy.

SHALLOW

Go to, I say he shall have no wrong. Look about, Davy.
Exit DAVY
Exit DAVY
Where are you, Sir John? Come, come, come, off with your
45 boots.—Give me your hand, Master Bardolph.
Where are you, Sir John? Come, come, come, off with your
boots.—Give me your hand, Master Bardolph.

BARDOLPH

I am glad to see your Worship.

BARDOLPH

I am glad to see your Worship.

SHALLOW

I thank thee with all my heart, kind Master Bardolph, (to the
PAGE) and welcome, my tall fellow.—Come, Sir John.

SHALLOW

I thank thee with all my heart, kind Master Bardolph, (to the
PAGE) and welcome, my tall fellow.—Come, Sir John.

FALSTAFF

I’ll follow you, good Master Robert Shallow.

FALSTAFF

I’ll follow you, good Master Robert Shallow.
Exit SHALLOW
Exit SHALLOW
50 Bardolph, look to our horses.
Bardolph, look to our horses.
Exeunt BARDOLPH and PAGE
Exeunt BARDOLPH and PAGE
If I were sawed into quantities, I should make four dozen of
such bearded hermits' staves as Master Shallow. It is a
wonderful thing to see the semblable coherence of his men’s
spirits and his. They, by observing of him, do bear
55 themselves like foolish justices; he, by conversing with
them, is turned into a justice-like servingman. Their spirits
are so married in conjunction with the participation of
society that they flock together in consent like so many wild
geese. If I had a suit to Master Shallow, I would humor his
60 men with the imputation of being near their master;if to his
men, I would curry with Master Shallow that no man could
better command his servants. It is certain that either wise
bearing or ignorant carriage is caught, as men take diseases,
one of another. Therefore let men take heed of their
65 company. I will devise matter enough out of this Shallow to
If I were sawed into quantities, I should make four dozen of
such bearded hermits' staves as Master Shallow. It is a
wonderful thing to see the semblable coherence of his men’s
spirits and his. They, by observing of him, do bear
themselves like foolish justices; he, by conversing with
them, is turned into a justice-like servingman. Their spirits
are so married in conjunction with the participation of
society that they flock together in consent like so many wild
geese. If I had a suit to Master Shallow, I would humor his
men with the imputation of being near their master;if to his
men, I would curry with Master Shallow that no man could
better command his servants. It is certain that either wise
bearing or ignorant carriage is caught, as men take diseases,
one of another. Therefore let men take heed of their
company. I will devise matter enough out of this Shallow to
keep Prince Harry in continual laughter the wearing out of six fashions, which is four terms, or two actions, and a' shall laugh without intervallums. O, it is much that a lie with a slight oath and a jest with a sad brow will do with a fellow that never had the ache in his shoulders. O, you shall see him laugh till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up.
keep Prince Harry in continual laughter the wearing out of six fashions, which is four terms, or two actions, and a' shall laugh without intervallums. O, it is much that a lie with a slight oath and a jest with a sad brow will do with a fellow that never had the ache in his shoulders. O, you shall see him laugh till his face be like a wet cloak ill laid up.

SHALLOW

(within) Sir John.

SHALLOW

(within) Sir John.

FALSTAFF

I come, Master Shallow; I come, Master Shallow.

FALSTAFF

I come, Master Shallow; I come, Master Shallow.
Exit
Exit

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