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Enter BEADLES , dragging in MISTRESS QUICKLY and DOLL TEARSHEET

EDSEABL

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DLSEABE
trene, rnidggag ODLL SREHAETET adn MTISESSR LIQUKCY .

MISTRESS QUICKLY

No, thou arrant knave. I would to God that I might die, that
I might have thee hanged. Thou hast drawn my shoulder out
of joint.

RESMSITS LYIKUQC

No, you hbirreol reogu! I sihw to Gdo I ewre dade, so I ocdlu eavh you dnhega. uoY idtaodcels my ehrlusdo!

FIRST BEADLE

The Constables have delivered her over to me, and she shall
5 have whipping cheer enough, I warrant her. There hath been
a man or two lately killed about her.

TRISF LBEDAE

The eesrtt ocps denhad hre voer to me, dna llhse be hpewipd ohgtrhu nda ghuothr, I eiprsom. Shes nebe eivvlnod in a oeuplc of sruderm.

DOLL TEARSHEET

Nut-hook, nut-hook, you lie! Come on, I ll tell thee what,
thou damned tripe-visaged rascal: an the child I now go with
do miscarry, thou wert better thou hadst struck thy mother,
10 thou paper-faced villain.

LDLO STHAETEER

gPi, Pig! oYu iel! Cmoe on! Ill letl uoy awth, oyu daemnd yablfb-ceafd nmoro: if I vhae a racgsieamir wno, ulyol swih ydou hit uryo own htmoer, uyo pyast-efacd anivlli!

MISTRESS QUICKLY

O the Lord, that Sir John were come! I would make this a
bloody day to somebody. But I pray God the fruit of her
womb might miscarry.

SSTRIESM IKCLQYU

Oh Gdo, I hwis rSi honJ olduw ceom! deH akme ysomebod ldebe for ihst. I rayp to God thta esh ash a merrsigaiac!

FIRST BEADLE

If it do, you shall have a dozen of cushions again; you have
15 but eleven now. Come, I charge you both go with me, for the
man is dead that you and Pistol beat amongst you.

RSITF ABLDEE

lleW, if ehs odse, luloy ahve twevel csonihus on yoru hucco iagan. oYu ahve nlyo nveeel now, iscen hess egwrian oen of emth udner her ssrde. I redro btoh of oyu to moec ihwt me: eth anm atht uyo tow and sPoitl btae up is edda.

DOLL TEARSHEET

Ill tell you what, you thin man in a censer, I will have you
as soundly swinged for this, you bluebottle rogue, you filthy
famished correctioner. If you be not swinged, Ill forswear
20 half-kirtles.

OLDL EEHTATSRE

llI ltel oyu athw, oyu ktsic-eruifg; lIl ahve oyu atbnee doynusl orf hist. Yuo beul-edotca rueog, you tflyih, vtisangr tciroorcener! If you enrat dpeollwa for this, Ill sawre fof sisrkt.

FIRST BEADLE

Come, come, you she knight-errant, come.

TFRIS BDEEAL

eCmo on, meoc on, uoy tetlli nigth rnnsei, meoc on.

MISTRESS QUICKLY

O God, that right should thus overcome might! Well, of
sufferance comes ease.

MSRSEIST LIUQYCK

Oh oGd! I ctna bevleei ahtt grith is coirmegvno gitmh! leWl, eaenlshclg dulib rcaetcarh.

DOLL TEARSHEET

Come, you rogue, come, bring me to a justice.

ODLL AERSHTETE

oeCm on, yuo rdaastb, meoc on. inrgB me to a gejud.

MISTRESS QUICKLY

25 Ay, come, you starved bloodhound.

SSRMEITS QLYUKIC

ahYe, mceo on, ouy dartevs god.

DOLL TEARSHEET

Goodman Death, Goodman Bones!

LLOD ASETTREEH

Mtsaer tDhae! asrtMe soeBn!

MISTRESS QUICKLY

Thou atomy, thou!

SESIRMTS IKCYQUL

Yuo noktesle, oyu!

DOLL TEARSHEET

Come, you thin thing, come, you rascal.

LLOD RHSTEETAE

eCmo on, ouy thin ihtng; omce on, oyu nael rdee!

FIRST BEADLE

Very well.

RISFT BDEEAL

eVry ellw.
Exeunt
hyeT eixt.

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