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The Think Tank: You Brought This Luau Upon Yourselves

September 1, 2010

As usual, several historic events have occurred since the last Think Tank post:

1. Frodo Baggins died.

2. Frodo Baggins didn't actually die. That was just a joke.

3. It appears that last week's riddle may have had

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The Think Tank: Chelsea Dagger Is A Butt-Clown

August 25, 2010

HOLD THE PHONES, THINK TANKERS: SOMETHING UNPRECEDENTED HAS OCCURRED. CHELSEA DAGGER HAS MADE A MONUMENTAL MISTAKE. Oh, wait, that happens every week. It shouldn't even come as a surprise anymore; all you hardened Phi Beta

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The Think Tank: Snape Saves the Day, Again. Yawn.

August 18, 2010

We'd like to start off this Think Tank with a few choice words for the valiant but invariably un-showered Mr. Severus Snape: Dude: Wash. Your. Hair.

A clean scalp goes a long way with the ladies,

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The Think Tank: Dude, It's Totally Your Fault If Luna Doesn't Marry Neville

August 11, 2010

From last week's Think Tank, we deduced several things:

1. Wizards don't use Power Point.

2. Kingsley Shacklebolt is a lot like Shaft, and should probably have his own theme song.

3. Chelsea Dagger isn't nearly as dumb

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The Think Tank: Dumbledore Owns All Y'all at Leisure Sportz

August 4, 2010

Hey, guys, remember that part in The Sorcerer's Stone when Harry and Hermione use the Invisibility cloak to sneak to the top of the Astronomy tower and deliver Norbert the dragon to Charlie Weasley? And

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