One day you may very well find yourself living out a Jane Austen novel. I don’t know how or why this will happen—I don’t know what sort of otherworldly portal you’ve tripped and fallen into, what goblin magic you’ve trifled with, or which vengeful god you’ve angered. I only know that you’ve really done it this time, and that it’s my job to prepare you in the only way I know how: with a quiz.

Come along. Let’s find out which Austen novel is going to be your new reality.