One day you may very well find yourself living out a Jane Austen novel. I don’t know how or why this will happen—I don’t know what sort of otherworldly portal you’ve tripped and fallen into, what magic you’ve trifled with, or which vengeful god you’ve angered. I only know that you’ve really done it this time, and that it’s my job to prepare you in the only way I know how: with a quiz.
Come along. Let’s find out which Austen novel is going to be your new reality.