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Valentine’s Day Cards from Classic Authors

Valentine’s Day is coming, and not everyone has a Valentine. Some people are single and looking. Others are single and totally fine with it. Still others are fresh off a breakup and posting about it on Facebook, and I’m looking at you, GIRL I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH whose last name I barely remember but whose very dramatic (and very PUBLIC) week-long breakup (with some guy inexplicably named Tad) I will NEVER forget.

But anyway! What was I saying? Oh yeah. It’s almost Valentine’s Day, and some people don’t have Valentines. (Especially Tad.) If you, like Tad, do not have a Valentine, then here are some well-meaning but misguided Valentine’s Day cards from classic authors to help with the crushing loneliness.