The OFFICIAL Teacher Translator

Teachers speak a strange language. But after careful study—a.k.a. years of crouching  in the shrubs  behind the high school with binoculars and a notepad, sleeping in our clothes, and eating beans out of a can—we think we’ve finally cracked the code. Check the chart to find out what your teachers REALLY think of you. Spoiler alert:  if your name is Sean, it probably ain’t good.