Who Said It: Jane Austen or Rory Gilmore?

Rory Gilmore is fictional and Jane Austen was not. However, they’re both quick-witted, bookish, and rude in the audacious but elegant “SHE DID THAT” kind of way. This might make it difficult to tell them apart, should you ever find yourself in a situation where someone is asking you to do so. And… would you look at that! Someone is asking! (Me. I’m asking.)

So! Can you tell the difference between a Jane Austen quote and a Rory Gilmore one?