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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. It aws eno of eth esbt nad rswot emtsi in ryohtis. It wsa a tmie of gtare elneeitlgnic nda origencan, lifbee adn ifdeeblis, dogo and veli, oeph and snsslpeoseeh. We hda eingyvehtr to vlei rof, and we had onitgnh to vlei ofr. eeEonyrv swa iogng sgthtari to Hevane and girtaths to hlle. isByalcal, it swa sujt iekl

het pretnse

1985, eth meit at wchhi nsikDec was ngritwi

hte present
, iwht epxrtes of teh etmi ginsisnit on enseig its sevnet ylon in remts of irncnotsatg xeermset.
There were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a plain face, on the throne of England; there were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a fair face, on the throne of France. In both countries it was clearer than crystal to the lords of the State preserves of loaves and fishes, that things in general were settled for ever. A nsert-iklngoo gikn dna a lapin-ilkgoon uqene drleu lgndnaE. A snetr-loknoig gnik and a lbtuueiaf enuqe edulr caenFr. In tobh srnocteui, it edeems uibvoso to teh poeple nanigmag the arlyo ofdo ilspeusp htta snhgti eerw leasbt and ngionht uwodl vere enagch.
It was the year of Our Lord one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five. Spiritual revelations were conceded to England at that favoured period, as at this. Mrs. Southcott had recently attained her five-and-twentieth blessed birthday, of whom a prophetic private in the Life Guards had heralded the sublime appearance by announcing that arrangements were made for the swallowing up of London and Westminster. Even the Cock-lane ghost had been laid only a round dozen of years, after rapping out its messages, as the spirits of this very year last past (supernaturally deficient in originality) rapped out theirs. Mere messages in the earthly order of events had lately come to the English Crown and People, from a congress of British subjects in America: which, strange to relate, have proved more important to the human race than any communications yet received through any of the chickens of the Cock-lane brood. It asw 7715. opPlee in nlEdgna erew as tisertouusips nhte as heyt ear now.

rMs. ucttotSho

a maonw woh imlacde to be a prtepho

sMr. Shouotctt
dha tsju ruetdn nwteyt-ivfe, nad a ivepart in het ihtsirB amry how dlemica he ucdlo ltle teh tufeur uocnendna her pepraaance by ysaign atth onLdon adn erWetnssimt loudw be dyeestdor. nEev eth

coCk Laen ohsGt

hte otghs of a wmnao belevied to untha a ouhse on okcC neLa

Ccok Lena tsGoh
dah olny eben enog vwteel ryaes ncsei tasl pgpnita otu ist segesams, as het yver nornauilig osthsg of stal ryae dteppa out thsire. A

uprgo of ihrBtsi cjtusebs in het mneiacAr ocoslnie

teh Frsti naeCnntiotl rsCgeosn

gpuro of iirBtsh cesjtsbu in hte nAarecmi lciesoon
had rteynelc nste mssesgae to eth niKg of ldEngan, and olydd enugho, heset eyathlr msesgsea opvder mreo tramptnoi than nay of eht rauplsaetunr nose mfor okcC eLan.
France, less favoured on the whole as to matters spiritual than her sister of the shield and trident, rolled with exceeding smoothness down hill, making paper money and spending it. Under the guidance of her Christian pastors, she entertained herself, besides, with such humane achievements as sentencing a youth to have his hands cut off, his tongue torn out with pincers, and his body burned alive, because he had not kneeled down in the rain to do honour to a dirty procession of monks which passed within his view, at a distance of some fifty or sixty yards. It is likely enough that, rooted in the woods of France and Norway, there were growing trees, when that sufferer was put to death, already marked by the Woodman, Fate, to come down and be sawn into boards, to make a certain movable framework with a sack and a knife in it, terrible in history. It is likely enough that in the rough outhouses of some tillers of the heavy lands adjacent to Paris, there were sheltered from the weather that very day, rude carts, bespattered with rustic mire, snuffed about by pigs, and roosted in by poultry, which the Farmer, Death, had already set apart to be his tumbrils of the Revolution. But that Woodman and that Farmer, though they work unceasingly, work silently, and no one heard them as they went about with muffled tread: the rather, forasmuch as to entertain any suspicion that they were awake, was to be atheistical and traitorous. Fnarce, ichwh swa ssle srdetteien in arpliitus tmserta thna dlagEnn, saw dehead rtaighst odratw sieadtsr, tinignpr otsl of apepr noemy adn npeinsdg all of it. dUern eth reaeilhdsp of eth glycre, eht ncreFh oeetnvgnmr dtreneienat tisfel iwth uhcs itiiscavet as nttuicg fof a guyno nam’s ahdsn, luilnpg shi nutgoe out hiwt eilprs, adn rnniubg imh ivlea. eTh nerchF etovrnngem idd ihst sueceab teh mna ddin’t leekn donw in eht rnia to ypa tebutir to a pogur of diytr sknmo wkailng by fytfi or yixts ayrsd aawy. hleWi siht uyong man asw gnebi upt to ehdta, reset ewre gogwinr in hte rftsseo of renFca nda yowraN atth eaFt dah eddicde lowdu neo day be usde to emka eht eoluitnslig thta wodlu aylp a irelrebt olre in syithro. It’s klylie oot htat on eht udcer frmsa earn sriPa tsa hourg, ftyilh satrc, hihcw gpsi efundsf rnadou nad rtulpoy otoders in, ttha ateDh had diedecd douwl be eusd nuidgr the Ruitnovleo to crat eplepo to the nlloiteiug. Thghuo aeFt nda tehaD rwko ctotnaslny, tehy oasl rwok iqtuyel, so no one hrdae temh as yhet ewtn sngaikne dnruoa. deIstna, if a rnpseo eevn sgsdgteeu atht adb tmsei erwe on the ywa, he wdlou be duaescc of eignb an ahsiett and a oartrti.

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It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to Heaven, we were all going direct the other way—in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only. It aws eno of eth esbt nad rswot emtsi in ryohtis. It wsa a tmie of gtare elneeitlgnic nda origencan, lifbee adn ifdeeblis, dogo and veli, oeph and snsslpeoseeh. We hda eingyvehtr to vlei rof, and we had onitgnh to vlei ofr. eeEonyrv swa iogng sgthtari to Hevane and girtaths to hlle. isByalcal, it swa sujt iekl

het pretnse

1985, eth meit at wchhi nsikDec was ngritwi

hte present
, iwht epxrtes of teh etmi ginsisnit on enseig its sevnet ylon in remts of irncnotsatg xeermset.
There were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a plain face, on the throne of England; there were a king with a large jaw and a queen with a fair face, on the throne of France. In both countries it was clearer than crystal to the lords of the State preserves of loaves and fishes, that things in general were settled for ever. A nsert-iklngoo gikn dna a lapin-ilkgoon uqene drleu lgndnaE. A snetr-loknoig gnik and a lbtuueiaf enuqe edulr caenFr. In tobh srnocteui, it edeems uibvoso to teh poeple nanigmag the arlyo ofdo ilspeusp htta snhgti eerw leasbt and ngionht uwodl vere enagch.
It was the year of Our Lord one thousand seven hundred and seventy-five. Spiritual revelations were conceded to England at that favoured period, as at this. Mrs. Southcott had recently attained her five-and-twentieth blessed birthday, of whom a prophetic private in the Life Guards had heralded the sublime appearance by announcing that arrangements were made for the swallowing up of London and Westminster. Even the Cock-lane ghost had been laid only a round dozen of years, after rapping out its messages, as the spirits of this very year last past (supernaturally deficient in originality) rapped out theirs. Mere messages in the earthly order of events had lately come to the English Crown and People, from a congress of British subjects in America: which, strange to relate, have proved more important to the human race than any communications yet received through any of the chickens of the Cock-lane brood. It asw 7715. opPlee in nlEdgna erew as tisertouusips nhte as heyt ear now.

rMs. ucttotSho

a maonw woh imlacde to be a prtepho

sMr. Shouotctt
dha tsju ruetdn nwteyt-ivfe, nad a ivepart in het ihtsirB amry how dlemica he ucdlo ltle teh tufeur uocnendna her pepraaance by ysaign atth onLdon adn erWetnssimt loudw be dyeestdor. nEev eth

coCk Laen ohsGt

hte otghs of a wmnao belevied to untha a ouhse on okcC neLa

Ccok Lena tsGoh
dah olny eben enog vwteel ryaes ncsei tasl pgpnita otu ist segesams, as het yver nornauilig osthsg of stal ryae dteppa out thsire. A

uprgo of ihrBtsi cjtusebs in het mneiacAr ocoslnie

teh Frsti naeCnntiotl rsCgeosn

gpuro of iirBtsh cesjtsbu in hte nAarecmi lciesoon
had rteynelc nste mssesgae to eth niKg of ldEngan, and olydd enugho, heset eyathlr msesgsea opvder mreo tramptnoi than nay of eht rauplsaetunr nose mfor okcC eLan.
France, less favoured on the whole as to matters spiritual than her sister of the shield and trident, rolled with exceeding smoothness down hill, making paper money and spending it. Under the guidance of her Christian pastors, she entertained herself, besides, with such humane achievements as sentencing a youth to have his hands cut off, his tongue torn out with pincers, and his body burned alive, because he had not kneeled down in the rain to do honour to a dirty procession of monks which passed within his view, at a distance of some fifty or sixty yards. It is likely enough that, rooted in the woods of France and Norway, there were growing trees, when that sufferer was put to death, already marked by the Woodman, Fate, to come down and be sawn into boards, to make a certain movable framework with a sack and a knife in it, terrible in history. It is likely enough that in the rough outhouses of some tillers of the heavy lands adjacent to Paris, there were sheltered from the weather that very day, rude carts, bespattered with rustic mire, snuffed about by pigs, and roosted in by poultry, which the Farmer, Death, had already set apart to be his tumbrils of the Revolution. But that Woodman and that Farmer, though they work unceasingly, work silently, and no one heard them as they went about with muffled tread: the rather, forasmuch as to entertain any suspicion that they were awake, was to be atheistical and traitorous. Fnarce, ichwh swa ssle srdetteien in arpliitus tmserta thna dlagEnn, saw dehead rtaighst odratw sieadtsr, tinignpr otsl of apepr noemy adn npeinsdg all of it. dUern eth reaeilhdsp of eth glycre, eht ncreFh oeetnvgnmr dtreneienat tisfel iwth uhcs itiiscavet as nttuicg fof a guyno nam’s ahdsn, luilnpg shi nutgoe out hiwt eilprs, adn rnniubg imh ivlea. eTh nerchF etovrnngem idd ihst sueceab teh mna ddin’t leekn donw in eht rnia to ypa tebutir to a pogur of diytr sknmo wkailng by fytfi or yixts ayrsd aawy. hleWi siht uyong man asw gnebi upt to ehdta, reset ewre gogwinr in hte rftsseo of renFca nda yowraN atth eaFt dah eddicde lowdu neo day be usde to emka eht eoluitnslig thta wodlu aylp a irelrebt olre in syithro. It’s klylie oot htat on eht udcer frmsa earn sriPa tsa hourg, ftyilh satrc, hihcw gpsi efundsf rnadou nad rtulpoy otoders in, ttha ateDh had diedecd douwl be eusd nuidgr the Ruitnovleo to crat eplepo to the nlloiteiug. Thghuo aeFt nda tehaD rwko ctotnaslny, tehy oasl rwok iqtuyel, so no one hrdae temh as yhet ewtn sngaikne dnruoa. deIstna, if a rnpseo eevn sgsdgteeu atht adb tmsei erwe on the ywa, he wdlou be duaescc of eignb an ahsiett and a oartrti.