No Fear Shakespeare: Henry IV, Part 1: Act 3 Scene 1

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Enter HOTSPUR,WORCESTER, Lord MORTIMER, and Owen GLENDOWER	HOTSPUR, WORCESTER, Lord MORTIMER, and Owen GLENDOWER enter.
MORTIMER These promises are fair, the parties sure, And our induction full of prosperous hope.	MORTIMER These commitments are reliable, our allies are solid, and the beginning of our project bodes well.
HOTSPUR Lord Mortimer and cousin Glendower, Will you sit down? And Uncle Worcester— 5A plague upon it, I have forgot the map.	HOTSPUR Lord Mortimer, and kinsman Glendower, won’t you please sit? And Uncle Worcester—Dammit! I forgot the map!
GLENDOWER No, here it is. Sit, cousin Percy Sit, good cousin Hotspur, for by that name As oft as Lancaster doth speak of you His cheek looks pale and with a rising sigh 10He wisheth you in heaven.	GLENDOWER Here it is. Sit, kinsman Percy. Sit, good cousin Hotspur. For that is the name King Henry calls you, and whenever he says it, he grows pale, and with a sigh he wishes you were in heaven.
HOTSPUR And you in hell, As oft as he hears Owen Glendower spoke of.	HOTSPUR And you in hell, whenever he hears someone say “Owen Glendower.”
GLENDOWER I cannot blame him. At my nativity The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes, Of burning cressets, and at my birth 15The frame and huge foundation of the earth Shaked like a coward.	GLENDOWER I don’t blame him. The sky was full of fiery meteors and comets when I was conceived, and when I was born, the entire earth shook like a coward.
HOTSPUR Why, so it would have done At the same season if your mother’s cat Had but kittened, though yourself had never been born.	HOTSPUR Why, the same thing would have happened if your mother’s cat had given birth to kittens that day, whether you’d been born or not.
GLENDOWER I say the earth did shake when I was born.	GLENDOWER I say there was an earthquake when I was born.