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10 Love Songs, Rewritten for Textbooks

We know, your relationship with your textbooks may not seem like a love story for the ages. But the good news is, Barnes & Noble wants to help you navigate the tumultuous (read: expensive) waters of your textbook search. With steep discounts (up to 90% off!) on new and used textbooks, including textbooks you can rent for 60-130 days, you’ll be singing these 10 new classics in no time.

1. “You’re Still the Biology 101”

2. “You Make Loving Fun-damentals of Calculus”

3. “Truly, Madly, Sociology”

4. “All My Life Science”

5. “Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Chemistry”

6. “Never Tear Us Apart-icle Physics”

7. “Crazy in U.S. Gov.”

8. “My World Religion Is Empty Without You”

9. “When a Man Loves a Women’s Studies”

10. “The European History of Us”


You + your textbooks: this could be the start of something beautiful.