11 Reasons to Emerge From Hibernation

As the squirrels emerge from their winter nests and spit out the nut shells they’ve accumulated over the course of the cold months, so should we double-fist ice cream cones as we peel off our silk long underwear and replace them with shorteralls.

What’d we miss? (Free Slurpee Day at 7-Eleven? Replacing your mittens with handmade jorts?)