Few things in life are funnier to me than when someone takes a headline from The Onion and Photoshops it onto a still of a TV show or movie. That gets me every time. I have seen the video of that dog trying and failing to catch a taco so often that it barely elicits an exasperated chuckle from my weary lips, but when The Onion headlines are being applied to other media? That’s the good stuff. We thought we’d do the same with classic novels, summed up with headlines from everyone’s favorite satirical news site.