3 More Movies That Jennifer Lawrence And Amy Schumer Need To Make
Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are, of course, the perfect celebrity BFFs. Whether they’re dancing on a piano, presenting at the Golden Globes, or making a jet ski look glamorous (HOW?!), we just love seeing them doing the bestie thing.
And we’re going to love it even more when they finally make a movie together.
Fortunately, Amy and J-Law are already hard at work on a script they can both star in, where they’ll play a pair of sisters doing, y’know, sister shenanigans. (Details are still sketchy, but Jennifer has revealed that Amy’s character is a flight attendance, while her character is “a mess.” Sounds promising!)
The only problem? That’s just one movie. And one movie is not enough. So, we came up with a few more ideas for Team Schumer-Lawrence (Schlawrence?), and here they are.
An Oscar Wilde drawing-room comedy
Take it back in time, ladies! Imagine Amy and Jennifer starring in a big-screen version of An Ideal Husband or The Importance of Being Earnest, trading witty epigrams in accents and extravagant hats. Has to happen. HAS TO. (Bonus: Cute dudes in breeches!)
An end-of-the-world action flick
In a world where evil, mutant hedgehogs threaten the very fabric of human existence, Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are the leather jacket-wearing, gun-toting badasses tasked with saving us all. Channing Tatum will be their bumbling sidekick. Nicholas Hoult will co-star in a motion-capture performance as the Hedgehog Overlord.
A Sense and Sensibility remake where the Dashwood sisters are only “meh” about England’s eligible bachelors
We love Marianne and Elinor Dashwood, and would lurve to see them portrayed by A-Schu and J-Law PROVIDED the plot is tweaked so that 90% of dialogue is the sisters bitching about how much hot air is contained in the pantaloons of the county’s single men. Will still take the double-wedding ending.
BONUS: Or hey, how about a supernatural love story about a childless couple in L.A.?
Picture this: Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer are a suburban married couple who share ownership of a pug and a v-trade coffeehouse.
They are also werewolves.
You can have this one for free, Hollywood. MAKE IT HAPPEN.
