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7 NSFW Classic Novels You Won’t Believe They Let You Read in School

On a sexiness scale of 1 to Fifty Shades of Grey, you’d think classic novels would be coming in somewhere around a -3. They’re full of misunderstandings and semicolons and the consumption, but sex scenes? Impossible. I’ve read Jane Austen; I know full well that the raunchiest that happens is the yearning. (This is not a complaint, incidentally. Merely an observation. I live for the yearning.) 

And while some wind up getting banned (I guess because sex is a secret or something), others are assigned in class with a test on Tuesday over chapters 3 through 12. These are just a few of those books.

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