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6 Awesome Superpowers You Wouldn’t Actually Want in Real Life

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I like to think I have superpowers. Maybe I can’t, like, run through walls or throw lightning bolts at people, but I CAN parallel park a car with minimal sobbing and I always bring all my groceries inside without making a second trip. (I may break both my arms int he attempt, but that is neither here nor there. The groceries are inside the apartment. That’s all that matters.)

Again, I can’t read minds or fly or run really fast, but are those things really all they’re cracked up to be? Logic points to “No way.”