I can’t remember any of the bones in the human body (I’m sure the sternum is something), but you can bet your life I remember that Libatius Borage wrote Advanced Potion-Making. My brain is chock full of bonkers wizard names. I’ve got obscure Harry Potter character names for days. But if you were to throw them in with the names of actual people, would I be able to suss them out? Would you? Let’s find out.
NOTE: Every last inconceivable syllable comes straight from the books. I didn’t mess around with characters from Pottermore, the video games, or the movies. Nigel wasn’t a person and you won’t convince me otherwise.