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Classic Novels As Explained in Brooklyn Nine-Nine Quotes

The way I see it, there are many reasons a person (you, specifically) might want to read an article in which classic novels are summarized in Brooklyn Nine-Nine quotes.

  1. You crave the satisfaction of having read lots of books but don’t have the time to actually read lots of books.
  2. You are going on a date with an English major who likes Brooklyn Nine-Nine and you want to prepare accordingly.
  3. You just really like books.
  4. You just really like Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
  5. You’re procrastinating on something else and this seemed like an okay way to pass the time.

But however you got here—whatever the state of your life journey—all that matters is you’re here now. So let’s get to the part you clicked for in the first place.