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Every Harry Potter Character, Summed Up in a Single Sentence

There are more characters in Harry Potter than there are people in Cincinnati (don’t Google that, just trust us), so it stands to reason that, after 20-some years, you might need a quick refresher. And by quick, we do mean quick—in our opinion, one sentence is really all you need to get a feel for who a person is and what they’re about.

They said it couldn’t be done (nobody said that), but we love a challenge (we really don’t, we’re cowards), so here it is: every Harry Potter character (well, a lot of them anyway) summed up in a single sentence.

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