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Fantastic Beasts That Wouldn’t Make Very Good Pets

Everyone is looking forward to Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, but the thing about beasts is, once you’ve found them, now what? That’s a big responsibility, especially since they don’t carry magical creature food at PetsMart (and they were very confused when we asked). It’s pretty clear that they aren’t great pet material, but some are even worse than others. Here’s our picks for the absolute last group of beasts that have any right being domesticated.